sublimesublemon:

pantiesnpasta:

Trying to get ben to play pt and he’s acting like nothings scary.

Don’t touch that dial now.

I was so wrong

Part of me wants to feel really bad for you.

Part of me is duh-hying laughing.

My wife has capitalized on literally every quadrant of the bed.

thatdamnskeleton:

October is a month away?

 IT’S TIME TO…

Skeletonize

'poking' seems really passive aggressive. Please remember I'm a person you know.

Oh my god seed searching is so fucking miserable for fuck sakes.

jordanflooredin:

shinjiikari:

this is a real country song that played at work today

I forget there are people who don’t have to put up with this


When I lived in Georgia, I wanted nothing more than a full radio blackout.

jordanflooredin:

shinjiikari:

this is a real country song that played at work today

I forget there are people who don’t have to put up with this

When I lived in Georgia, I wanted nothing more than a full radio blackout.

Via
Canon EOS DIGITAL REBEL XTi
I think I need to re-read act 6 from start to finish. Cause I don’t know if this happened.

I think I need to re-read act 6 from start to finish. Cause I don’t know if this happened.

sublimesublemon:

"Technology scares me because it’s different and new."There, I just shortened your sentence by one whole word. Enjoy your concision

I relish the opportunity to postulate an alternative to the aforementioned."I have the most punchable face in the history of ever, with an attitude to match."

sublimesublemon:

"Technology scares me because it’s different and new."

There, I just shortened your sentence by one whole word. Enjoy your concision

I relish the opportunity to postulate an alternative to the aforementioned.

"I have the most punchable face in the history of ever, with an attitude to match."

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

A message from morivan
In fairness, our game has updated more recently than Hussie has.
A reply from naughtyvixens

that is a good point!!  although if we end up not playing this week i am going to shit myself

As long as someone doesn’t literally run into my house with a flaming torch, I’m running a fucking game. I’ve been sick for a damn week. I want nothing more than to play my gosh dang game.

I’m… really anxious tonight.

Doesn’t seem to be wearing off.

Plus, I mean. Kacee.

Have you seen Kacee?

Holy shit, how can you NOT be hot around her?

I’ll answer that.

You can’t, you cabbage.

…ssssoooo…

I’ve been trying to sleep for a while on the couch, cause I’m really hot and Kacee and the dog and the bedroom just can be too warm.

T’ain’t happn’in, bro.

I take great, deep and abiding comfort in the fact that I’m an ugly fucker.