Dear Nintendo.

No.

I’m trying to figure out why I feel so bad tonight.

Not physically, but mentally.

Like.

The fuck is up?

zombieboyshareshisthoughts:

connortheassassin:

what the fuck are we gonna do if assassin’s creed ends

Play a good game?

Hour and a half.

Four episodes.

Can’t use any of it.

I am in a crazy bad mood.

I’ve been in a lot of crazy bad moods.

I may need to take another break.

I dunno.

Fuck.

I want to write about entertainment. In a journalistic fashion.

Except that I have no interest in movie news, because I’m a pretentious slouch who doesn’t enjoy most popcorn movies, I don’t like speculative rumor writing, and the art house stuff is quiet and tends to only be interesting once a product is shipping.

As for gaming, the news consists of : triple A developers lie through their teeth while the gaming community only gives a shit about defending one asshole from another asshole.

fuck this

classtoise:

"Five Nights at Let’s Bank on PewdiePie’s Popularity"
"Five Nights at Those Stupid 2006 Internet screamers"
"Five Nights at We’re Really Desperate for a new fandom"
"Five Nights at I can’t really make a game"
"Five Nights at really just go play PT it actually has suspense and the jump scares don’t just HAPPEN there’s actual tension"

Five Nights at No Fun Allowed.

lunarch-sounds:



envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

lunarch-sounds:

envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

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troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things

1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

Iconic

You could go so far as to say she wants to spend five nights at Freddie’s.

windows-vriska:

this paradox space update hurt my heart because you know who would have played a long winded tabletop rpg with terezi

vriska

I dunno, man. Last time they RP’d together, Vriska kinda blindsided her.

are there any large imposing bear dojos in london seriously I’ve never been that interested in learning martial arts but…

Tragically, the Large Imposing Bear master does not wait. We seek out disciples, we watch the forests and the streams to determine where suitable apprentice roam.

I can not speak for my compatriots in London, but do what needs doing. Eat salmon raw on the banks of a river. Walk around with very little clothes in odd places on your body. Occasionally bellow at something before snorting complacently and walking away.

alessonislearned:

tramampoline:

shadgandel:

My favourite fighting style is Large Imposing Bear (x)

"martial arts" seems like a bit of a broad term

i think zoroark would be easier to animate for a mimicry fighting gimmick

LAAAAAAAAAARGE IMPOIIIIIIIISIIING BEEEEEAAAAARR!!!!!!!

morivanism:

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