chibisokka:

reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS.

dachshundscreek:

PARADOX SPACE UPDATED

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It’s GA m Z E e

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I mean. Almost all of the heads assembled could use more time on camera. Certainly Nepeta, Feferi and Equius.

Like, I feel bad bitching, the artist did really well with the art, J.N.’s lettering is great. And this might lead up to something great. But. Dear god. Gamzee has gotten so much damned attention since Cascade, we have 100+ characters and Gamzee was the one given more screen time.

Like I said, I feel like an ass, because I know what kinda work goes into making a comic, but. Guh.

It had to be Gamzee.

I dig that a lot of people don’t like tFiOS, but, like.

A lot of ya’ll like Supernatural. So.

I mean nothing personal. But.

Grain of salt, y’know.

mushroomkisser:

It’s important to talk about how vaccines don’t cause autism, but can we please also talk about how much people must hate autism if they’d rather expose their child to polio, measles and chickenpox than autism?

bawdybody:

rogeradcliffe:

cocaine-cookie:

wiccanwarrior:

thecastingcircle:

rogeradcliffe:

did somebody say dragons

Imagine Dragons!

One of those is a hydra, the other a jabberwocky, and the last isnt a dragon at all, but a witch assuming the shape of a dragon.

The second and third one are also witches assuming the shape of a dragon. So I guess Mushu is the only real dragon here.

you guys just can’t get enough can you

I’m pretty sure if something “takes the form of a dragon,” I’m still gonna treat it like a dragon. It’s not going to breathe fire at me and I’ll say “Umm… you’re not a REAL dragon, so stop pretending.”

And you are NOT going to tell me that the designers didn’t use a dragon as the basis (or at least an influence) of their designs for the hydra and jabberwocky. Sit yourself down.

Not battin’ a thousand, though, if Mushu is our only actual dragon…

I mean, you’re god damn right, if something is taller than me, spittin’ shit and can fly, I’m gonna do whatever I gots to do to get the fuck away from it. But.

Y’know. Any adventurer will want the semantic differences. The difference between a jabberwocky and a black dragon is the same as like, a gaust and a beholder. I gotta know what I’m trying my hand at.

What episode number is Welcome to Night Vale on anymore? I’m like super behind.

Wait. I can google this before I send the post.

Oh my god I am fourteen episodes behind. How the fuck did this happen?

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

morivan:

It occurs to me that I have more spare laptop hard drives than I recall owning laptops for.

Where did a couple of you come from?

Furthermore, I was sitting here, three thirty in the morning, realizing my best bet at success today is going to the store, getting some energy drinks and other caffeinated beverages and push my body to the exploding point to go to bed at a respectable hour tomor-…today. And I’m working on transferring data from old hard drives to new hard drives and rearranging it from one place to another, and the only light I’m accompanied with, aside from this lovely cerulean tumblypoo color is the bright ass green of my lamp, which I chose because I like green. But I’m accidentally sitting here with the only light being the most stereotypical late 80s hacker light.

Jesus, I feel like I’m on a Windows 3.0 with this fucking lamp over here.

I should get one of those big stand up lamps with the squiggly squid arms and make all the bulbs green. Or blue. Green and blue.

It occurs to me that I have more spare laptop hard drives than I recall owning laptops for.

Where did a couple of you come from?

I was on a desktop, wallpaper database thinger. And I went looking. Cyberpunk. Sci Fi. Implants.

Implants.

Because I’m thinking, like, 3.5mm sound cables that look fancy but make no sense for that sort of data transference. Or like, people’s hands who turn into chainsaw tasers.

Tits.

Tits for miles to see.

I feel like this is really my own fault, on this one.

Heat/Cold packs?

Sometimes those work? Sometimes not so much. I tried it earlier tonight, but it was kind of a no-sale.

teddyhocuspocusaltman:

dhampiric-mayhem:

acodanies:

teddyaltmoe:

teddyaltmoe:

teddyaltmoe:

what if

asexual characters

who weren’t androids or aliens

whose asexuality wasn’t seen as something needing to be ‘fixed’

and who aren’t socipaths

Does godzilla count as a sociopath?

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TO BE HONEST I WOULDN’T REALLY USE GODZILLA AS A SHINING EXAMPLE OF ASEXUAL REPRESENTATION IN MEDIA BECAUSE GODZILLA IS A HUGE FUCKING LIZARD

Doesn’t Godzilla have babies in like, 2/3rds of the films? Including that one?

Have you tried deep heat or tiger balm on your knee joints?

I’ve not. I’ll need to look into them though. I have to be kinda careful of topical applicants. There is stuff they sell in the US, IcyHot, which is exactly what it sounds like. Problem is, I’m allergic, and I didn’t know that until I applied a ton of it to my back and couldn’t wear a shirt for a week and a half because my skin was raaaaw.

Have you tried bathing in frog’s dreck in the light of a full moon?

That would be a new direction in my treatment.

At present moment, as far as homeopathy is concerned, I’m basically waiting for Florida to legalize pot so that I can just do that.

Are you open to homeopathy?

Depends? I’m not exactly what you’d call a fan of homeopathy. But I’m reading the end of my patience on the matter of my knees.