50shadesofthanekrios:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

Being up all night worrying about a thing is frustrating.

I can’t wait until I replace my heart with a robot heart and stop caring ever.

Except for congress kindof makes laws so unless the president decides to veto laws about human rights its more of congresses fault.

"Dream". The word was "Dream". For fucks sake.

Ron Paul 2016.. can’t really see a better prospect

Phhahahahaha.

sublimesublemon:

So this just happened

Damn, man, go hard or go home, huh?

pondprincen:

bottomjared:

Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.

this is also a less important point, but still worth noting: DO NOT “come out” as an ally. don’t you dare.

bathsphotos:

a collection of mushroom & toadstools

playbunny:

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professor-pigeon:

thomas4th:

megablaziken:

So I went into Macy’s and I’m not sure if this is the proper advertising strategy for belts.

This fall, don’t miss the new collection from Tetsuya Nomura!

I want to know who is in charge of the mannequins at Macy’s

I really wanna know


Now remember, team, when displaying wasteland raider belt patterns, you want to weave them on the chest to reduce weight constraints. And remember, strappy sandals are perfect for that body elongating look.

professor-pigeon:

thomas4th:

megablaziken:

So I went into Macy’s and I’m not sure if this is the proper advertising strategy for belts.

This fall, don’t miss the new collection from Tetsuya Nomura!

I want to know who is in charge of the mannequins at Macy’s

I really wanna know

Now remember, team, when displaying wasteland raider belt patterns, you want to weave them on the chest to reduce weight constraints. And remember, strappy sandals are perfect for that body elongating look.

Here is my simple truth for the day. Starbucks is and has always been substandard coffee since it’s inception. I’ve been to hospitals cantinas that have better coffee than a Starbucks on average. Granted, it could have been the fever, but hey, I was less nauseous in the hospital than I was in Starbucks.

Oh, man, Starbucks managed to get to the heart of Tumblr humor with a witty pun. It’s too bad that it’s, A.) not a good one, and B.) one that started getting abused about nine years ago when Scrubs threw it out there. Which, incidentally, is roughly as old as the average grounds used in a Starbucks.

Someone has drastically miscalculated the average demographic of Tumblr. “Friends.” Phah. That’s rich.

I already made a nut flavored coffee joke. I think I’ve seen thirty other posts making nut flavored coffee jokes. I do understand the confusion, though. Starbucks tastes like ass, so nuts wasn’t a long jog.

A small tip, Starbucks, from some lowly peasant to you, a monolithic super corporation. The perfect cup of coffee also requires beans. Preferably from this year. Preferably made by someone who has ever actually tasted coffee.

xv88broadside:

rifleisfine:

30roundrevolution:

redskyharbor:

Ladies and gentlemen of Gunblr, I give you… The Lord of Penetration. A .375 H&H Mag carved into a gloriously crafted penis.
Source

Dear lord.

My new favorite HD round.

is this what masculinity looks like

I’ve never seen a better metaphor for it.

xv88broadside:

rifleisfine:

30roundrevolution:

redskyharbor:

Ladies and gentlemen of Gunblr, I give you… The Lord of Penetration. A .375 H&H Mag carved into a gloriously crafted penis.

Source

Dear lord.

My new favorite HD round.

is this what masculinity looks like

I’ve never seen a better metaphor for it.

You know, I didn’t understand piracy from people who have money, until I had money, and could buy something I wanted, that had painfully obstructive DRM.

Audible, you are actively encouraging me to share as many copies of this book as I can, because your DRM sucks massive, sweaty cranks.

The Sufferer's Final Sermon

ahvahtlom:

morivan:

Script and original post by JBriner
Voice Cover by Griffen Morivan

Call it destressing. I’m having a rough night.

holy crap Griff you’ve got the perfect goddamn voice for this O_O

I’d completely forgotten I did this.

effusiveeunoia:

morivan:

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oh griff, surely by now you’ve figured out that what you actually like will never become popular, and random quotes will get tens of thousands of notes

I know… There is like some kind of cosmic rule with my experience on tumblr. Stuff I just want my friends to see, which I have no interest in obtaining wide appeal gets a shit load of notes (Dashcon and potato salad is STILL getting notes), but anything I put any modicum of effort into will be missed entirely.

It’s quite odd.

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Protesters are angry about these strange negotiations to release protesters. What kind of practice is this?

September 28th